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Pictures of the Gay Community in India. Also pictures of the Gay Pride Parades. Not all people in these pictures are homosexuals. Some of them are gay rights activists and friends and family of gays and lesbians.

Virat Kohli is not the kind of guy whom you would see doing mellow things like petting a dog. Not for the camera at least. But when his beagle came running into the room he picked him up and did just that.
Virat Kohli is the kind of guy who is aware of his casanova good looks. And like all such dandies he knows what sort of stance to give in front of the camera. But when i went to shoot him for a magazine, I did not want the standard Kohli photographs — him fixing the lens with his piercing big eyes. Virat has a growing reputation of being brash and rude. But he seems to revel in it. Especially as this young bad boy image goes down pretty well with his legions of female fans and advertisers.
I wanted a mellow Virat. The kind of Virat you don’t see on television. He may be the fastest Indian Cricketer to reach 1000 ODI runs and after his debut in the ICC World Cup, where he scored a ton against Bangladesh, many hailed him as the future of Indian Cricket. However at heart Virat is your average 22 year old. So i decided to shoot him at his home where i could get the real Kohli rather than the usual Kohli insouciance of the studio.

He has a reputation of being rude and curt and he doesn't mind showing it on camera. Here however he is in a rare smiling moment.
When Virat Kohli came into his drawing room I just told him to be himself which I realized was difficult for a man who is used to stylized shots where one is goaded to bring out “attitude” for the camera. We had been waiting for Kohli for 15-minutes to emerge from his room. I saw his perfectly gelled hair and scrubbed face. He had done a thorough job. For some minutes we just looked at each other but soon his beagle came in and broke the ice. Virat picked up the gregarious dog and I got the shots I wanted.
Virat’s mother was the sweet Punjabi host urging us with tea and biscuits. I asked Kohli if he could pose with his mother as she worked in the kitchen. To the surprise of my colleague he agreed.

I missed the spectacle of the Northern Lights but even in the bleak, cloudy weather there were eerie hues towards the evening.
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( In March 2010 I had an opportunity to fly to Lapland and photograph the life in the Arctic. While the rest of the world was preparing for a fine summer the Arctic had not fully woken from its long winter slumber. Following is one of the travelogues i wrote for newspapers . )
Arctic circle is not an imaginary line. At least not in the Santa Clause village in Lapland where elaborate lamp-posts tell you exactly what side of the latitude you shiver. This is just as well. Crossing the 66 degree latitude is indeed a big deal not just for equatorial inhabitants like us but even for the Northerners who come here to make this big ritual crossing. And as if to emphasize its significance, once you cross over they give you a certificate (all for a few Euros of course).
But did I fly across the globe for this hot-selling touristy kitsch? The psychological value of the high latitude apart, the thrill value of the Arctic circle is not even an Indian equivalent of crossing an Himalayan pass. I had come here for some serious Arctic adventure. And Lapland the Northern Province of Finland offered it in truckloads.
So it was quite a relief when Jari our guide and trip organizer backed out his Wagon from the Santa Clause village and drove us on the long straight highway further north. Lapland has four seasons and from canoeing in summers to snowmobiling in winters it has enough activities to have your adrenalin pumping all year around. But this was already April. It was almost the advent of spring. But this year the winter showed no signs of retreat. It was longer, colder and more unpredictable than normal. Usually by April the snow begins to melt off the grounds. Finland’s over one thousand frozen lakes thaw and crack. The birch and pine forests sprout new leaves and the ground awash with freshly melted snow begins to breath life into fauna lying dormant for over six months under several feet of snow.

Marek perhaps made the mistake of tying a female Alaskan Malamite along with two males of the species to the sledge. He tied her behind them but it was not long before they caught her scent. This distracted them and they would sniff the air , the path, and turn around intermittently bringing the ride to a halt.
But this extended winter was perfect for the winter activities Jari had in mind for us. We had already experienced one in Rovaniemi, Lapland capital , within one hour of our flights landing!. A reindeer sledge ride was a perfect way to throw us headlong into what Lapland represented.. I had barely checked into the hotel called (What else?) Clarion Santa Clause when I was helped into thick overalls that made me look 30 kilo heavier. I would have to wear them for all outdoor activities in Lapland and I realized the sooner I learnt to lumber in it the better. But this gear was perfect protection from the biting cold. And by the time we reached the Reindeer farm it was already six in the evening and several degrees below zero.
It can be pretty cheesy doing the usual exotic activities a country is famous for. Riding a reindeer sledge in the Arctic a la Santa is certainly one such. Its almost like jumping onto a bullock cart or a rickshaw ride in India. But Reindeer Sledging is something much more. No matter how old you are you cannot help but think of partaking in a Christmas legend you grew up reading through school. The Reindeers are strong reliable and mild arctic animals who wait for a tug from you on the reign before they move anywhere. But my reindeer seemed to have a mind of his own or perhaps he could sniff out nervous tourists. He choose to ignore any tugging on the reign and dragged my sledge of his own volition and speed. From the sledge all you can see is the narrow hump of the Reindeer and his flat hoofs as they spring back and forth. I wondered how anyone riding the sledge could possibly see where they were going. But my reindeer had gone down this path a lot many times before and after cutting a large swathe in the pine woods we were soon back at the reindeer farm.
Reindeer Ride is mostly a tourist activity now in Lapland but long time ago along with the Husky sledging it was the only means of transport in these parts. It is not only high on adventure but also seeped in the culture and history of the place. The original inhabitants of Finland the Sami have lived lives inseparable from the Reindeers and the Huskies. The Sami are to this day reindeer farmers. From the once hard life dependent mainly on hunting they have come a long way and some of them are so rich that during the herding -season – late September- they employ helicopters to herd in their large Reindeer flocks.
But it’s the Husky ride I was looking forward to the most and as Jari drove I hoped we reach before the sunset so I am able to take some good pictures in the evening light. You don’t have to be a dog lover to love the Huskies. In fact these Arctic dogs are not really dogs in the true sense. They have a wolf ancestry and similar domination fights, some of which are so vicious that they end in a bloody death. However they are surprisingly benign to humans. For that reason they make very poor guard dogs for they will fawn and wag their bushy tails at any stranger.
It was over two hours drive up to Suomu – the small tourist village- our stop for a Husky safari and I couldn’t wait to photograph the Huskies on the sledge. But Marek the Husky keeper would not take us anywhere near the dogs unless we had heard the last detail about the dogs including their names. A Husky Keeper is called a Musher in Finland. It’s a French word meaning `go’. “When we set off on a Husky safari we say `go’ to the dogs when we start. That’s how we got the name,’’ explained Marek.
Marek kept two breeds of Huskies. The Alaskan Malamites and the Greenland Dogs. The former is a much larger and stronger dog but the latter is more Wolfish in style and demeanor. This was put to good display the moment we entered their kennel when half a dozen one year old Greeland puppies began fighting apropos of nothing. Marek explained they were having domination fights and will continue fighting from time to time until status is established. I suspected the dogs were fighting to compete for our attention. Marek however did not attempt to separate them even when one of the pups bled in the battle. Nature was supreme and was respected.

From the once hard life dependent mainly on hunting the Sami people have come a long way and some of them are so rich that during the herding -season - late September- they employ helicopters to herd in their large Reindeer flocks.
But our sledge dogs today were thankfully the less bad-tempered Alaskan Malamites. They were overfriendly and clearly raring to take us on a ride. Marek said the dogs loved long excursions but were put off if they knew the ride was short. That made me feel less guilty having these lovely dogs put on a leash for me and have them drag me across the Arctic forest. They looked huge but weighed only 35 kilos. When I attempted to pet one of them my hand sank in the furry coat. The dogs were all hair and fur and that’s what kept them going in the sub zero Arctic winter.
Marek perhaps made the mistake of tying a female Alaskan Malamite along with two males of the species to the sledge. He tied her behind them but it was not long before they caught her scent. This distracted them and they would sniff the air , the path, and turn around intermittently breaking the ride from time to time. Marek had to shout `go’ more than once. But the scent of the female was clearly too overpowering. In the pine and birch forest Mareks `go’ echoed back along with the excited yelps of the dogs. But despite the frequent interruptions in which the dogs performed their mating rituals in front of me , I was at least happy that unlike on a Reindeer sledge, I could at least see where the dogs were dragging me.
Early next morning it was snowing. It was bleak and it was cloudy. But was that a problem? Snow is never a problem in Lapland. It just adds to the fun. So the snowmobile safari scheduled for today would go on as planned. And as I sat astride a sleek snowmobile it occurred to me that I was raring to go even though I had never ridden a bike in my life. That’s the level of comfort and confidence you get from helpful snowmobile instructors. But the snowmobile is also an incredibly easy machine to operate. After you turn the ignition all you need to know is when to accelerate and when to press the brake button.

The Reindeers are strong reliable and mild arctic animals who wait for a tug from you on the reign before they move anywhere. But my reindeer seemed to have a mind of his own.
It’s was snowing but in the minus eight and below temperatures the snow just collects as crystals on your overalls until you decide to give them a shake. The snow reduced visibility but its good enough to see the snowmobile of the leader in the front. We follow him through the winding roads in forests to over frozen lakes and rivers. We maintain a steady speed but others wiz past us at almost 70 kilometers an hour. In the winters snowmobiling makes for a great outdoor activity and if one is adventurous enough one can do the entire length of Lapland in a snowmobile.
Skiing is another popular activity but Finland does not have the great Alpine slopes of central Europe. It is a relatively flat land but the few slopes it has are great for skiing. The flat pieces of land particularly those bereft of any trees are usually one of Finland’s frozen lakes that number in thousands. They are perfect for testing your patience at ice fishing. But I gave up after standing over a drilled hole with a small fishing rod in less than a minute. After riding with the reindeers and huskies, fishing was an activity that was last in my mind.
How to get there.
There are a plethora of flights to choose from everyday from both Mumbai and New Delhi. Finnair has daily flights from Delhi and Mumbai and cuts the shortest route to Helsinki from India.
Rovenami Lapland’s capital, is the gateway to Lapland. You can either fly here from Helsinki or take the train or railroad car at night.
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If you were getting married in India five years ago, chances are you would be resigned to the wedding photographer bullying you into awkward poses with your spouse on the wedding day.
Today you just hire a ‘candid’ wedding photographer. He does his job discreetly and you are left to enjoy your wedding. In less than five years there has been a sea change in how Indians want to get photographed in their wedding.
But what is ‘Candid’ Wedding Photography ?
The fact is, there is no such thing . In the west where wedding photography is a well entrenched genre - it will sound silly to call yourself a ‘candid’ wedding photographer or an ‘art’ or ‘contemporary’ wedding photographer – as some photographers have begun to call themselves in India. There if you shoot weddings you are simply a wedding photographer or a wedding photojournalist. In India wedding photographers give themselves fancy honorifics to differentiate themselves from the conventional wedding photographers.
Candid versus conventional Wedding Photographers.
To be able to make this distinction very clear is all-important for this new breed of ’candid’ wedding photographers. The reason is understandable. For generations wedding photography in India has been a very unique field indeed. A wedding photographer was not just the guy who shot your photos. Together with the priest he literary commanded the proceedings of your wedding. When to smile. When not to smile. When to stand up . How to sit down. Not to forget the photo-sessions where the couple was goaded to pantomime bollywood film-stars of the sixties.

The beach at Cidade da Goa was exclusive to the hotel. It was clean and quite and good for a couple shoot.
For many photographers the distinction that they don’t do posed photos is good enough reason to call themselves ‘candid’ or ‘art’ wedding photographers. The truth is there is a lot of ambiguity about what a candid photograph is in the first place. If it is simply a photograph that is not studied or posed then it is like giving a camera to a child and telling him to press the shutter randomly at people. The photos you will get will be candid enough.
Those who look for ‘candid’ wedding photographers have seen the overly intrusive traditional wedding photographers harass their friends and relatives on their wedding day. They are simply relieved to have a guy who does not breath down their necks on their own wedding. They are not art-directors, photo-editors or professional aesthetes who can really make a informed judgement on the quality of the photographer’s photos. They are private individuals running a business or with jobs in the share market, banks, hospitals, universities or corporations and their brush with photography hardly goes beyond them commenting on their friends holiday photos on Facebook.
Dominated by Amateurs and Fly- by- night Wedding Photographers
It is no coincidence therefore that Indian wedding photography is dominated by amateurs. (In fact today it’s hard to think of any genre of photography that isn’t) I refer not only to photographers who just entered the profession. I am also referring to an overwhelming number of software-professionals, call-center executives, bank managers, copy-writers, disk-jockeys, etc who moonlight as ’candid’ wedding photographers.
There is no denying that almost anyone with a DSLR is shooting weddings in India. Of course most of them have no formal training in photography. The overwhelming opinion is – you don’t need it. The most one is willing to invest in is a weekend photography workshop. Why would you waste your time doing a photography course when the digital camera’s LCD tells you exactly what you have shot? If its not a good picture you simply delete it and shoot the next. Right? I, however disagree. I think at least a basic course in photography is a must even for wedding photographers. But then I can be a bit old-school.
With the Indian wedding photography awash with amateurs, no one can really say which way wedding photography in India is headed. The market however has acknowledged their presence. Magazines and event companies hold annual wedding photography prizes. The Wedding Photographer of the Year organized by Better Photography- a premier Indian photography magazine is angled at this army of amateurs. Hundreds of amateur wedding photographers apply and take a shot at winning the contest.
Can any Johnny with a DSLR do Wedding Photography?
This leads to the question. Is wedding photography in India that easy and something any Johnny with a DSLR can do? The answer is both yes and no.
The fact that people with full time jobs are doing weddings as a side-profession shows that indeed wedding photography is any Johnny and his second cousin’s cup of tea. What is easy is getting assignments and the reasons are mentioned above. You deal with regular people with little or no knowledge of photography. More often than not they are hiring you as the next best option to the traditional studio photographers.
Getting assignments may be the easy bit but shooting a wedding in India is not such a walk in the park either. The conditions a wedding photographer shoots in India are vastly different from his western counterpart. Indian weddings, unless they are Christian Weddings, usually begin after 7 pm. The photographer has to shoot in extremely low-light conditions. This is now not so much of a problem as there are cameras with highly sensitive sensors that work fine in dark-conditions. The main problem remains the videographers who switch their lights on and off randomly leaving you to toggle with camera’s settings each time.
Though amateurs have a big presence in every genre of photography now, I think the easiest genre for them to break into is perhaps wedding photography.
How do you find a good Wedding Photographer in India?
So who are the top ten wedding photographers in India? Unlike the West, wedding photography in India is only a few years old. It will require at least a decade for it to evolve and mature and for it to throw up top-notch professional wedding photographers. The fact is, very few professional photographers in India do wedding photography. And if they do, weddings are seldom more than 10 or 20 percent of their total work per annum. Therefore the best way to get a good wedding photographer for your wedding is to look at his or her other work and not just wedding photography. I think therefore its important to see what else the photographer can bring to the table and whether he or she excels in it.
Because not many professionals have entered this growing wedding photography market there is plethora of foreign wedding photographers filling the vacuum. Many of them park themselves in India especially during the wedding season (mid September to late January) . Some of them are great but they seldom get hired for their professional expertise. In an India obsessed with ostentation, there is nothing as impressive as a `gora‘ bobbing around the Puja Pandals shooting gloriously accoutered wedding guests.

It was misty with a bit of chill in the morning when we hopped on this boat on the Brahmaputra in Assam for this shoot.
What is then a ’Candid’ Wedding photograph?
This brings us back to the moot question. What is a ‘candid’ wedding photograph? It is certainly not the opposite of a ‘posed’ photograph. If that was the case, any photograph you shot randomly would classify as a `candid’ photograph. According to me a good photograph, ‘candid’ or otherwise, should communicate to you on many levels. It must have some story to tell you. It must be a moment that evokes some emotion, some response, some thought from the viewer. To give a few examples- a mother seeing her daughter in bridal dress for the first time is a moment that happens in all weddings. The mother’s expression on seeing her daughter is something to cherish forever. Similarly the glint of pride in a father’s eyes as he watches his daughter take wedding wows is an evocative moment as is a brother bidding farewell to his sister.
However not all wedding photographs should necessarily be loaded and poignant. There are more humorous moments in a wedding than an average wedding photographer would care to record. For example the bridegroom getting rubbed the wrong way during the haldi ceremony. Or a bride yawning during the course of her wedding. This is not so rare since Indian brides are so overburdened with the long marriage rituals that sleep deprivation inevitably shows up on their big day.
Much as I realise it is an important ritual , the Jaimala I think is the most boring event of any Hindu Wedding for a photographer. You are bound to get the most standard staid photographs. Unless of course you improvise and look for new angles and compositions. And then of course you can get a refreshing Jaimala garlanding shot.
Apart from the main rituals there are lots of side stories playing out all the time. For example the bride’s friend looking suspiciously at the make-up artist at the parlour with one eye. Or two bored wedding guests sitting as if waiting for it all to end so they can go home. Indian Weddings are full of such brilliant moments and the growing tribe of ‘candid’ wedding photographers are at the ready with their DSLR’s . Some miss them but many others are busy capturing them for eternity.

I was at the Dead Sea shooting the usual drab stuff you shoot at a beach when these gorgeous Jordanian girls approached me and asked if I could shoot them as well. They said they were of Palestinian origin and wanted to get shot with their homeland in the background. From the Jordanian coast you can see the Palestinian cities clearly and for the Palestinian Jordanian seeing the Palestinian city- lights is always an emotional moment.
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Why would Prince William and Kate Middleton want to spend their honeymoon in Jordan of all the places in the world? Like everyone else I had wondered about it when I read the news. But on a recent trip to this middle-east country I realised why. Jordan is an oasis of peace in an area where suicide-bombings, repressions, reprisal shellings and political uprisings are a daily norm. Driven primarily by tourism this desert country has managed to keep away from the daily bloodshed that embroils all its neighbors. It is the only middle-eastern country that has successfully brokered peace with Israel even though more than 40 percent of its population are Palestinian refugees. We traveled from the Roman city of Jerash in the north through the Biblical sites at Madaba, Mt Nebo and Bethany -the place where Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist.
For a non-believer the Biblical sites can be the most boring part of the trip. No ancient structures grace these ancient spots. The churches are no older than 50 years. Even Moses’s memorial at Mt Nebo was just a slab of not very old stone. He was said to have been buried somewhere on this mountain. However Moses has a big Indian connection if some Christian scholars/ archeologists are to be believed. They claim after his work was done Moses lived and died in Kashmir. (Just like Jesus after his crucification) In fact there is a grave of Moses and Jesus in Kashmir to show for it too. A jewish family has been overlooking these graves since generations. The Vatican of-course does not validate these revelations. But I like this story.
Dead sea was a night’s halt. If you don’t know how to swim, Dead Sea is very good for your confidence. You float effortlessly. However if you know how to swim the extreme salinity of the water (31 percent) will ensure that you cannot do move much. After which we travelled south to the landscaped mountains of Petra and deserts of Wadi Rum and finally ended the journey at the shores of the Red Sea in Aqaba.
Petra by night is an otherworldly experience indeed. Its a long walk down the narrow siq or gorge. It was indeed a surreal experience walking in near dark with looming mountains above you in this ancient city . And then suddenly you chance upon this site- thousands of candles illuminating a three-story gateway into the mountain. You are made to sit here and listen to the beduins play some music. This was the treasury of the ancient city of Petra. The Egyptian Pharaoh is said to have hid his treasures here on his pursuit of the Israelites.
Wadi Rum is the archetypical middle-eastern desert with an Arabian Night aura. You have jeep safaris here but of course you can also hire a camel but the distances are so huge that jeeps fair better.
We terminated our journey at the Red Sea at Aqaba- Jordan’s commercial hub and only sea port.
A few weeks ago I bumped into a friend who is an avid dog lover. She began to probe me on the huskies I had photographed on my trip to the Arctic two years ago. “ I have heard their fur is so soft that your hand sinks deep into it’’, she gushed. So I’ve heard I replied. “What ? but I saw your photos of them on your website’’, she exclaimed in disbelief. Oh yes I had the photographs. In fact I had dozens of photographs of these magnificent Arctic dogs, both of the Greenland Huskie and the Alaskan Malamute but I had to break it to her that I had no idea what their fur felt like. I was just so busy taking their photos to give a damn.
Recently a magazine editor saw my Ladakh photos and asked me to write about the rafting experience in the Zanskar . I had to admit to him that while I had the rafting photos I had no experience to write home about. Because while others rafted , I stood alone on a desolate bridge trying to get my shots.
I may never get an opportunity to raft in the Zanskar again, much less pat the huskies in the Arctic but as time goes by I am realizing that contrary to the received wisdom the camera can infact isolate you from the world around you in ways you never imagined.
But wait, this problem is not endemic to only the pros. A few months ago the very beautiful and very famous Indian actress Katrina Kaif visited New Delhi to inaugurate a fancy store at a shopping mall. The next day’s supplements had this astonishing photograph of her being surrounded by her fans with none of them even looking at her. They were all looking into their mobile phones! They may have never imagined they would get so close to the actress in their lives and when they got their chance they blew it. Yes they were all trying to `capture’ her into the megapixels of their mobiles.
This brings me to the question. Does photography makes you see more – as is popularly believed – or does it sometimes make you wear blinkers to the world around you? Photography of course should make you see and absorb more and this is what we all believe but I think it can also do just the opposite. I feel photographers are so busy with the visual assimilation of what is at hand that they don’t (and perhaps can’t) care much about what it is they are photographing. They are not so much interested in understanding the subject as they are in `capturing’ it.

Oblivious to the world. Even as the photographer peers into the viewfinder a huge stag passes him by. Picture: Hans Kruse / London Media
The media at least knows this for a fact. That’s why magazines from National Geographic to the Dainik Bhaskar seldom send photographers into the field without a writer accompanying them. Its is not that the photojournalists cannot write . In some cases the photographers write beautifully but the editors won’t trust them with both the camera and the pen. Unless one is working on long term projects, photographers especially those with deadline bound journalistic assignments, can’t be bothered with the details of what they are photographing as long as they get their shots.
But is there a way of seeing that is different for the writer and the photographer? Having been both I would say there is a substantial difference. The first obvious one is that the writers approach is calm and collected. He has the luxury to take a step back and observe. The photographer is often rushed and almost anxiety ridden. If there is observation its on the aesthetics of the frame- the composition, the colour, the light , the expressions and the moment.
So while a writer observes, the world often passes by the photographer and he doesn’t even have a clue. Because how much can you really see squinting into a one inch peephole ? Metaphorically and otherwise - you have to have both eyes wide open to really see anything. To really observe one need to have what Zen calls `mindfulness’ - where the mind is not a trapezing monkey but a calm state of choiceless awareness.

Seeing the world though the peephole. At your own risk. Another morphed picture i found interesting.
At any rate we live in a world where we are increasingly depending less and less on ourselves and more and more on technology to make sense of the world around us. The camera is perhaps one of the first in the line of gizmos since its used by almost everyone. Whether we are pros or not its almost as if , if we can’t record that thing on our camera its not worth our while.
Last year on a safari in Wadi Rum Jordan, the desert sand got into the camera of a fellow journalist. He tried his best to get his camera working but to no avail. For the rest of the trip he stayed in the jeep and sulked. He did not step out of it to explore the Bedouin tents, nor walk on the soft ochre sands nor see the ancient rock paintings. He just sat in the jeep and complained how we were taking too much time and that we must head back to our hotel.
If you have been to any of the book launches or classical music concerts you will see the clamor photographers make when the artist arrives on the stage. But after the book ribbon is cut and the ceremonial lamp lit almost all photographers disappear. Most of them head straight to the bar while others just go home. This was also the case whenever I took a photographer along for any interview I was doing. The photographer would take his shots and wait for me in the hotel lobby.
Of course it can be argued why the hell should a photographer care about understanding what he photographs when he has the winning shot. A picture after all tells a hundred words. But that’s a very utilitarian way of looking at it. I’d rather not have that winning shot if its means missing out on the perspective. I’ll end this with an extract from the famous poem by the Welsh poet Wm Henry Davis called `Leisure’ where he extols the virtues of simply “standing and staring’’ – an art almost alien to photographers . He of course wrote it for the folks in the early 20th century but I think its much more relevant to our times than it was to his.
What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.
No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.
No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night.
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
It is touted that the Umaid Bhawan Palace was built as a drought relief measure by Maharaja of Jodhpur Umaid Singh. The idea was to make a luxurious private residence for the Maharaha in order to create employment for the starving people of Jodhpur. I find it ironic. Imagine a man thinking of making a 347 room luxurious villa for himself out of the misery of the people is he supposed to serve. Surprisingly the Maharaja is glorified till this day as a philanthropist for his `noble gesture’. The moment you enter the Umaid Bhawan a large plaque informs you about this `generosity’.
Umaid Bhawan Palace’s construction was begun in 1929 and employed 5000 men for 16 years. Of course these men were paid. But the money Maharajas in India had was not theirs in the first place. It was state money. Money of the people they ruled over. Money the Maharajas were supposed to spend on their people’s welfare. But it was the money the Maharajas generously helped themselves to from time to time to fund their extravagant lifestyles.
I am surprised that it did not occur to the Maharaja to put the money to dig wells, to harvest water, or in funding the various traditional skills of his famine stricken public. But then he was a Maharaja and what else could he think of other than a palace of luxury?
In 1977 more than half of it was converted into a hotel. It is divided between a luxury hotel, a museum and the residence of the Maharaja’s successors. But it is so massive that it still remains the largest private residence in the world. After the imposing Mehrangarh Fort, Umaid Bhawan is the next monumental attraction in Jodhpur for tourists.
Today Maharaja’s of Jodhpur are depicted in the media as though they were the original Indian patriots of yore. That’s perhaps due to the personal charisma of the present Maharaja of Jophpur Gaj Singhji II who according to those who have met him is a humble unassuming man very unlike his predecessors.
An interesting fact which is often forgotten is that during the Partition of India the then Jodhpur Maharaja wanted to join Pakistan. He had to be prevailed upon by this nobles, village elders and the ruler of Jaisalmer to do a rethink.
But when he had to sign the Instrument of Accession in the viceroy’s office he threw a regal tantrum. He is said to have held a revolver to the secretary’s head saying ‘I will not accept your dictation’. But after this display of royal bluster he signed on the dotted line.
Excerpted from a travelogue I did for a magazine.
Even before I can get my bearings after the overnight 15 hour road journey from Delhi, the taxi driver gives me all the lowdown on Manali.“ Nobody comes to Manali on their own money. This time of the year you will see the honeymooners but they have the dowry money ‘’, he says.
I turn his attention to the snow outside. It has been snowing since early morning and I had to abandon my bus few kilometers short of Manali and hop on to a four wheeler. “ Its been snowing crazy this year in Himachal. But its good for us as this is the time we make our money. In this snow our jeeps will take you where no bus can’’, he says.
Winter is an off season in Manali except for the honeymooners and people who travel here to see snow. Most of the taxi drivers including the one driving me to my hotel and tour operators work here seasonally. At this time of the year they usually shift to warmer tourist haunts like Goa.
I am neither a honeymooner nor here for the snow. I am one of the other sort of tourist in Manali that maybe my taxi driver has not yet taken stock of. The snow game aficionados. And we are all here for the winter adventures offered at the Solang Valley. Winter games is a regular feature at this beautiful valley some 13 kms from Manali town but it has never been so big an affair to keep the tourists industry in Manali happy. But from this year onwards it promises to only grown bigger with a plethora of snow adventures happening all at one place.
The hotels in Manali are all booked this February not by the snow-crazy tourists but skiers and snowboarders who have come from different parts of the country to partake in the winter sports. Ski Himalayas, a division of Adventure Himalayas , which initiated the games, with the government only providing logistical support, expects the event to grow in popularity manifold from next year onwards.
Skiing and snowboarding are two main draws and almost everyone who comes here wants to try a hand at them. This year on they have a championship- the Alpine Premium League with over 150 participants in these two snow sports. That skiing and snowboarding is hardly a pan- Indian sport is evident in the fact that most of the participants are from hill towns and villages – people who have grown up with snow.
But Solang Valley has many other distractions and most of them were added from this year on. The most visible and important addition is the Gondola ride. The ropeway that climbs 500meters up a hillside taking one up to Mount Fatru( 3000 meter) not only facilitates the skiers and snowboarders to take multiple turns but is a favorite among the tourists who just come here for the scenery .
The gondola can take upto 8 passengers at a time and gives a bird’s eye view of the Solang Valley and the snowcapped mountains skirting it. But when you reach the top there is a small restaurant that greets you with the smell of not Himachali food but Pizza.

We just had to guess where the skier would skid and finish his race. This one came the closest to me.
Besides the skiing and the snowboarding ,Ski Himalayas has a host of minor sports to keep everyone happy. Tube slide is one of them. Its particularly popular with the children and women but you can also see grown men enjoy its ride. One sits on a tyre tube in pairs or singly and is pushed down a vertical snowslope. Some people experience the same exhilaration in this trye –tube slide as they get in paragliding.
Paragliding is popular even though one jump costs you 1000 rupees. They also take photographs and videos of you and charge you for it. Paragliding however can happen when there is the right sort of wind to give you a lift. For the first timers you go tandem with an expert who hangs behind your seat . You get a feeling that you are driving this wind-beast while the guide behind you does all the wind maneuvering. There are two jumps and if you are an experienced paraglider you can choose a higher elevation.
Apart from the adventure sports Solang Valley has introduced many touristy acitivites to draw the crowds. For example the snowmobile rides. The snowmobiles can carry upto three people at a time and are powerful enough to climb up a steep snow slope. The locals throng here and you can see a whole Himachali family going up a slope for a spin.

Sitting on this tyre tube and sliding down the snow slope was more exhilarating some said than even the paragliding.
They also have their unique `four-wheel’ mountain bikes. The bikes look like miniature convertible cars and ride as smoothly on snow as on terrain.
The Alpine Premium League held here this year between 5- 9th February drew a large local population. Almost everyone in Manali has a family member who knows either skiing or snowboarding. The sports event has the semblance of another big hill fair where you se colourfully dressed Himachali women who are here to cheer for their men.
With everyone heading for Solang Valley, Manali town itself wears a deserted look. And for good reason too. Manali is another Himachali Hill station which has all the problems of a big city – the traffic jams, the water-shortages, the congestion but none of its perks. Over the years it has been patronized by adventurers who choose it as a stopover in their onward journey to Rohtang and further on to Leh or Spiti. Here the bikers and jeep safairs stock up on food and fuel and plan their summer trips to Ladakh . Manali also continues to be patronized by the `grass’ seekers. Infamous for being a den for soft drugs like marijuana scores of foreign nationals particularly Israelis stay here for months on end chiefly for this reason. At one time there where villagers here who had large swaths of their land growing just weed. It has become a lot strict now but those in the know know where to get their stock.
It however remains to be seen now the new spurt of sport activities at Solang Valley may change all that in Manali.
(I am putting up this post with a disclaimer: I don’t believe you can learn photography in quick short tips as listed here. These `tips’ can at best be viewed as pointers. That’s why I have titled this post -`Maggie Noodle Photography Tips’. A magazine however insisted I write few short tips ( in 900 words) on the various aspects of photography, so here they are for what they are worth.)
Photographing Monuments: Time of the day is of the essence.
Taj Mahal is beautiful but if you photograph it in the middle of the day you will be surprised how stark it looks. The time of the day you photograph a monument will determine how good or bad the monument looks. The best time to shoot monuments is early mornings or late afternoons when the soft golden sunlight provides perfect side-lighting that brings out the best dimension of the monuments. You also get a perfect light and shadow effect. But because the light is soft in the evenings and mornings , the details in the shadow area are visible. However make sure the sun is not directly behind you. That way you would get a somewhat flat lighting. Photograph the monument keeping the sun to either side of the monument.
What is Good Composition?.
Composition, like most things in photography, can either make or break a photograph. There are perhaps more rules for composition than any other aspect of photography. One of the most bandied about is the rule of thirds. It is based on the human tendency to focus on one thirds of the frame. Even the painters use it. Therefore photographers try and keep the most important subject in one thirds of the frame. Use of leading lines –is another rule one can follow to make one’s pictures interesting. The leading lines could be anything – the road markings, railings and even rows of people that lead your eye as it were to the important subject in the frame. While photographing landscapes the general rule is to keep the horizon straight. One can obviously be creative and have a skewered horizon too but its important to know the rules before one breaks them. It’s a bad idea to have the horizon divide the frame in two equal halves. If the sky is more interesting and the land has nothing captivating give more space to the sky and vice-versa.

Walking up the Siq or passage in Petra, Jordan. The frame has the Jordanian women on one third of the frame - well almost - to make it more visually appealing.
Shooting in Low- Light conditions
There was a time when the only way to photograph in low-light was either to use a tripod or flash. Now almost all cameras have very sensitive sensors and one can push the ISO’s to almost 1600 without getting the grain or `noise’ as its called in digital jargon. This is not to say that the tripod and the flash have become redundant. One should avoid using the pop-up flash of cameras but off- camera flash or speedlight can be used to get some very creative results. The tripod is good if you want to use the slow shutter to show movement. For example if you want to photograph the traffic movement at night or the movement of the stars.

Moonrise on Mount Kabru ( 7318mts) from Kanchenjunga Base Camp, Nepal. I took this picture on a rare cloudless night using a tripod and with the camera shutter open for over 3 minutes.
Tips on Street Photography.
No matter how much you know about photography if you don’t have interpersonal skills it won’t work. Besides your fancy camera you need to be armed with a smile if you want people to open upto you and allow you in their personal spaces. If you show genuine interest in the people whom you are photographing it will eventually show in the photos.
Use a wide angle lens for street photography. That way you can get as much in the frame as you want. Don’t stand on the sidewalks but get close to the subject. The photographs should show your involvement. Street photography is all about capturing the right moment. Anticipate moments that can happen and be ready to capture them.

A little girl in a primary school in Leh. Its a good idea to go down to the level of children and a close up like this also shows the child's concentration.
Some Photography Myths
What Camera to buy?
Before asking which camera you should buy you should have answered this question- Why do you want to buy a camera? There are usually one of the many reasons listed below.
1) You are a serious photography student and you aspire to be a Raghu Rai someday.
2)Your job sucks and you are seriously considering leaving it for photography full time.
3)You are a professional photographer.
4)Photography is your hobby. And its fun to have people comment on good pictures you hope to upload with your DSLR on facebook.
5) You are an amateur photographer with a cushy job you cannot leave but you moonlight as a pro on the weekends taking up small assignments.
If you are in any of the three categories above and have the cash, pick up a full-frame in either Nikon or Canon. In Nikon the cheapest is the Nikon D700. It is arguably the most popular professional camera among pros today.
Canon 5D Mark II is the cheapest of the Canon full-frames. It’s body costs 2800USD ( 1,25000 rupees) and is much lighter than even the handy Nikon D700.
Other Canon full frame model popular with professionals is the Canon 1Ds Mark 11. But it has now been replaced by the 21 megapixels Canon 1Ds Mark 111.
However if you are in the last two categories then you must look at what they call in photography jargon the `prosumer’ market There are a plethora cameras in this segment, some of them cheaper than your Blackberry and iPhone.
The cheapest and the latest Nikon model available today is the Nikon D3100. It costs approx. 650USD (29,000 rupees) with standard zoom.
Next in line are Nikon D5000 and the very popular D90 which both come with video. Nikon D7000 is the choice of the serious amateurs. It comes with all the bells and whistles including the video, the 18-105mm lens and the 16.2 megapixels. Canon has the cheapest DSLR available. The Canon 1000D is only 490 USD (22,000 rupees) with the standard zoom. Canon 1100D is also cheap at 650USD (29,000 rupees) considering it comes with the standard zoom and the video mode.
Canon 7D like Nikons D7000 is the choice of serious amateurs. It comes with the video at approx. 1500 USD (70,000 rupees)body only.
What lens should I buy?
As a beginner the standard lens that comes with the camera is good enough. Its usually the 18-55mm lens and is good for both wide angle shots and the portraits. One could team it up with a medium range zoom. In Nikon one could pick up the cheap and versatile 70-300mm and in Canon one can buy the 100-300mm lens. Should one want to get more experimentative one can try the primes – the 35mm or the 50mm.
Cricket in the subcontinent is much more than a game, a genteel one at that: It’s a proxy for war, a potent political and diplomatic tool, and the one religion that unites kings and commoners, holy men and brigands of every creed and colour. Far removed from its patrician origins on the estates of British nobility, cricket in the dusty fields and on India’s streets is a metaphor for life as it’s lived in its villages and cities—raucous, colourful, unfettered by rules, and eminently enjoyable.
Few can resist its charms or stay aloof, as Sanjay Austa, a Delhi-based photojournalist documenting gali cricket, has found over the last five years. “I was what you’d call a ‘cricket philistine’,” says Austa. Yet, despite this soccer fan’s disdain, he too, like the rest of the country, became a participant—not as a player or spectator, but as a documentarian.
Sanjay Austa’s ongoing photo series Gully Cricket: Cricket in Our Backyards, portrays the game as it’s played in the monasteries of Ladakh and on the beaches of Kanyakumari. It did not develop as a cohesive mission; it was, instead, parallel to whatever assignment he happened to be working on at any given point.
“The idea first struck when I was accompanying a friend on a shoot in Old Delhi. There seemed to be a game of cricket going on in every street,” says Austa. “Since then, wherever I travelled, I came across boys playing cricket—in madrasas, monasteries, graveyards, churches. It was impossible to ignore it.” He adds that the architectural structures were not consciously chosen as backdrops, but on hindsight, they seemed to provide a commentary on the unifying sway of the game.
Given the all-pervasive nature of Indian cricket, Austa felt compelled to record the game’s impact on our collective culture. “I was in Ladakh last year and there were some student lamas playing outside the Matho Monastery. It made a striking backdrop. I remember a little boy who was a (Sachin) Tendulkar fan. He was quite the rebel and refused to put on the lama’s maroon robes,” he says.

He even took off his helmet and raised his helmet like Sachin Tendulkar to the skies whenever he hit the ball- Ladakh
Besides Ladakh, Austa has photographed boys swinging branches for bats in a remote Himachal Pradesh hamlet. “Bats are hard to come by in the remote tribal regions of Himachal. But the boys will not let that come in the way of their enjoying the game,” he explains.
In Chennai, a fisherman’s child forgot to brush his teeth, so caught up was he in the excitement of the game. “Even in the North-East, which is traditionally a football and Olympic sports-playing region, I would come across at least one group playing cricket in every city,” he adds.
As Austa’s series proves, there can be no real philistine when it comes to cricket in India.
Sanjay Austa is a New Delhi-based independent documentary photographer. These pictures are part of his ongoing series Gully Cricket: Cricket in Our Backyards.
(I don’t know if its a matter of pride or concern but this is the second time I have been asked to write on love and sex for the women’s section of newspapers. This one appeared in Mail Today under the heading `Why Rules are Simply not Needed’. )
In my grandfather’s time, ‘good old days’ were indeed the good old days. There were no rules for love and marriage and sex was free. You met a girl at the village fair and if she was willing, you could have a roll in the hay. If you wanted something more serious you brought her home as a bride . If you didn’t get along you simply broke off because divorce was not a stigma. Not even for women. My grandfather boasted of having married 13 times in this fashion and my grandmother thrice.
This was in Himachal and it may not have been a pan-India phenomenon but by and large rules of love and sex were far simpler then than they are today. So why and when did the basic urgings of love and sex began to stand on ceremonies? In my opinion it had something to do with the rise of the Indian middle class in post Independent India. As is its wont – sex, love and marriage became the primary obsession of this new middle- class which drew heavily from Victorian values. Education made the next generation more aware as it made them more self-conscious. Love was at best hush-hush and sex became a taboo. Growing up in the 70’s my parents were perhaps the first generation to become victims of this social engineering. No question of any girl or boyfriends of course. They met each other at their marriage venue and have stayed married to one another for more than 40 years now.
But today, while my generation has begun to question the social attitudes followed by our parents we are nowhere near the permissiveness prevalent in our grandfather’s days. Rules keep getting complex and they bring along their own paraphernalia of jealousy, possessiveness and cloying sentimentality– aspects often confused for endearing love. In my grandfather’s day there was no place for any of this. One of my grandfather’s wives was in fact arranged for by my grandmother when she had to visit her relative for two months and needed someone to baby-sit her small children. (She however chose a one-eyed girl so that it would not be too hard for my grandfather to make a choice between the two on her return. )
Today I believe the more rules we have the more we regress in matters of love and sex. There are endless tutorials on sex and love in magazine article after article as if love and sex were not a natural but a 21st century phenomenon and we needed coaching. There are some that give you ‘tips’ on how to woo a woman in 10 quick steps or the 7 signs to tell if a man really loved you. There are guidelines on whether its ok to kiss the guy on the fourth date or not at all.
Some of the new rules emerge when women begin to question the old dogmas laid out for them by the middle class society they belong to. For example women had been conned into thinking that they along with beavers, gibbons, and bald-headed eagles were genetically monogamous while it was perfectly natural for men to play the field. Now asking someone out is no longer a man’s prerogative. But there is a downside. Having traditionally done the chasing, men are somewhat daft in handling proposals. Nature has designed women to weigh their options and use prudence before saying ‘I do’. But bring along a beautiful girl and the guy will be too flattered to care if it is true affection or if he is being drawn into a Machiavellian plot.
I think the more we stray from nature and how it ordained us to be, the more rules and coaching’s we will need. As a civilization we may have advanced technologically, but we remain emotional and psychological waifs. In a better and more mature world there will be no place for rules in the matters of the heart. Shakespeare summed it up beautifully in Julius Caesar, “ When love begins to sicken and decay it useth an enforced ceremony. There are no tricks in plain and simple faith’’.
If you are a self respecting reader of any worth you must have read at least some of the following books.- To Kill a Mokingbird, Ulysses, Catcher in the Rye, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Grapes of Wrath, Lord of the Flies, Gulliver’s Travels , Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Yes they are no ordinary books but familiar literary classics taught today in virtually all leading universities around the world . Yet these are also the books that were banned in different times for one reason or other.
This begs the question. Are most banned books brilliant? Or lets put it this way. Do politicians and the clergy ban certain books because they are brilliant?
Take for example the Chatholic Church’s Index Librorum Prohibirorum. The Index was the list of books banned by the church and regularly printed until 1966. It had in it not only the books of literary giants like John Milton and Francis Bacon but also the works of the greatest scientific and intellectual minds that we have ever known namely Kepler, Voltaire, Pascal, David Hume, Jean-Jacques Rousseau etc.
Publications like Oxford bring out lists like `100 best books’ that literary snobs like yours truly regularly scour to see what books we can tick off our bucket list. Its virtually a compilation of all the banned books in the world.
With few exceptions – (like Taslima Nasreen’s Lajja which was just a bad book very badly written ) most banned books in my opinion are outstanding and have stood the test of time.
Banned books are fantastic for the obvious reasons. They question the status quo, challenge existing paradigms, question idiotic beliefs no matter how sacred, and provoke you to think anew. The very reasons the politicians and the clergy would not want you to touch them. But what is good writing if it won’t give you a fresh perspective. And what is freedom of expression without the freedom to offend. Because for how long can you read Paulo Choelho or Chetan Bhagat
Rushdi’s Satanic Verses may not be an outstanding book. Its admittedly not even Rushdie’s best book. Midnight’s Children stands too tall for comparison. But it asks a fundamental question.
What’s In The Satanic Verses that get’s the Mulla’s goat.
Most people who rile against The Satanic Verses have not read it. Ayatolla Khomeini certainly did not read it nor have the Deobandis. In fact most liberals, even the highly roused ones at the Jaipur Literary Festival have not read it either. They speak up for Rushdie being flag- waving activists of the freedom of expression . I got my copy long before flipkart.com came to our doorsteps. Just like everyone else those days , I got my copy deviously via a relative visiting Europe.
Is the book against Islam? Yes the chapter `The Return to Jahilia ’ is certainly a pointed satire on Prophet Mohammed and his wives but it would be a very narrow reading of the book to say that its an attack on Islam alone. It infact takes on all three Semitic religions namely Christianity, Islam and Judaism.
The books asks a crucial question. Must we trust a man who goes up some mountain and claims to speak with God and writes the so –called godly instructions in a book that all must revere? But it was not only Prophet Muhammad who was `enlightenend’ on a hill by a God. Moses, one of the most revered prophet of both the Jews and Christians went up Mount Sinai to confabulate with God before coming back with the commandments. Abraham , Noha , Joshua, and every Old Testament prophet claimed to have a direct hotline with God.
Unlike in the East, religious enquiry has never been the tradition in Semitic religions . If you are a true Christian you have to believe in the immaculate conception or the Resurrection. Doubting any of them is striking at the very core of Christianity. Similarly you cannot question any of the verses in the Koran. More now for fear of losing your head than for any other reason.
In the East, religious enquiry has been the corner stone of faiths like Hinduism and Buddhism. That’s why its so hard to understand the Hindu zealots who go crazy when any different interpretations of the Hindu texts are offered or their Gods painted in the nude. (Remember A.K. Ramanujan’s brilliant `Three Hundred Ramayans’. And we all know what they did to M. F. Hussain). But travel down South East Asian countries and you will see living examples of different versions of the Ramayana enacted in places as far off as Bali. And you just have to visit the National Museum in Delhi to see the Hindu Gods in the buff all etched in bronze and stone.
In the East truth came not so much from the sacred texts or Gods but from a deep enquiry that every individual could do for himself.
What is meditation if not an open enquiry into everything? Broadly speaking the sacred texts of the East for example the Upanishads and the Diamond Sutra urged one to question, to explore and live a life based on ones observations.
There is no such scope of questioning in the Semitic faiths. If you want any truth its there in the Bible and the Koran or the Torah. And there can be no debate about it.
The Satanic Verses is an attempt at questioning as it is an satire on the Semitic faiths . According to some accounts, though disputed by many Muslim scholars, it is believed that Prophet Mohammad during the course of dictating the Koran, got few verses from the Koran deleted . He claimed those verses had been inspired by the devil. The Satanic Verses asks how does one verify which verse was inspired by the devil and which by God. The book also offers examples of how the Prophet conveniently deleted verses that harmed his business interests and included verses that profited him personally. The Satanic Verses had tried to start a debate on all these questions. But all it did was open a can of worms.
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If you have spent the better part of your childhood singing hosannas in a church, Santa Claus Village in Rovaniemi Lapland will only remind you of your own regimented boarding school days when you stood groggy-eyed in the pews early in the mornings. The Christmas carols play around the clock here from invisible speakers and as you hum along you realize how well they were drilled into you in school.
Therefore when I discover that my Finland itinerary includes a visit to Santa Claus Village I know it would be a throwback to school-day nostalgia. I am not too excited . Besides I feel a bit too overgrown to patronize a Christian legend.
But when I enter the Santa Clause Village I see more frolicking adults than children. I realize it is perfectly normal here for the grownups to behave like excited teenyboppers. Most of the adult exultations is in crossing the Arctic Circle that runs right across the Santa Claus Village. The Arctic Circle is not really an imaginary line here. It is marked on the ground and at night a lazer beam tells you exactly what side of the 66 latitude you are. There are also big lampposts erected at regular intervals to demarcate the line. Tourists head for this line and photograph themselves jumping in and out of it to mark their Arctic tryst.
Most of the tourists come to do just that and Finland tourism recognizes this and has lots of indulgences for them in the village. Souvenir shops abound in here and you can take home anything from reindeer skin to arctic brick a brac. There are also coffee-shops and bars. But the main attraction of the village is perhaps the Post Office.
Its called the Santa Claus Post office and is like no other post-office in the world. It is open on all days and during Christmas it has to hire extra hands to deal with all the mail which still come the old-fashioned way – ie cards and letters. It is no ordinary mail either. Its more of a snail- mail spam which comes in bag-loads in the name of just one man- the resident arctic dweller Santa. But Santa’s efficacious elves are there to take care of the letters for him. They sort all the letters by the country and the letters are stored for posterity. A pretty Finnish girl dressed up as an elve complete with her red tunic and skirt and a conical red hat, shows us a five meter long letter written by a small boy in Sweden. There were loads of letters from India too but its England that led in the most letters sent department.
The elves gently goad you to send a letter to your loved ones from the post office. Doing so your letter bears a special Santa Claus village stamp. I send one letter (for a small price of course) to my skeptical nephew to reinforce the Santa legend in him.
Santa Claus amusement park has indeed been set up for this express purpose. Parents come with children from all over the world to get a date with the `real’ Santa of the North Pole .
There is the Santa Claus office where you can register yourself to meet the gregarious old man. There are three Santa’s who take turns to sit in a wooden cabin meeting an endless array of visitors. Feeling somewhat out of place I stand in a long queue of children waiting my turn. The Santa Claus office is built like the inside of a giant clock with some moveable parts that are designed to creek and groan. This clock-house with its bearded timekeeper perhaps signifies the surreal time-space that exists North of this village where you have the phenomenon of the midnight sun (in summers) and no sun at all in winters.
When our turn comes a handsome boy dressed as an elf ushers us in. He also doubles up as Santa Claus’s official photographer as he quickly gets behind a cabin from where he photographs us exchanging greetings with Santa. The `Official Santa’ is very much the Santa of my imagination. Long white undulating beard. Rose tinted rotund cheeks. And the all too familiar corpulent frame. He greets us a predictable Namastay when told we are from India. He takes turns greeting us all and asks the girls in our group if they have been good-girls in a manner and tone he would ask any naughty children visiting him. The girls play along with one of them insisting on getting a photograph shot sitting on his lap.
No sooner you are out of the Santa Claus cabin you are handed a framed photograph of you with Santa- again for a small price.
Beside the thrill of meeting Santa, there are not too many amusements for the children apart from regaling themselves by sledging on the artificial snow-slopes at the village. However most of the merchandise at the shops from Christmas books to clothes is angled at the children. But if you are an adult and a boarding school product like me you cannot but ignore that tug of nostalgia for the church ceremonies back in your school in the mornings.
Its interesting that almost all the religions of the world decided that the best way to appease their Gods was to butcher hapless animals to them. Apart from reasons of piety, I suspect it had something to do with guilt. Taking another animals life for food may have looked a bit selfish. Therefore as in most things, men decided why not do it in the name of God? You get to eat the meat and God takes all the blame for the blood and gore.
The Bible, the Koran and the Hindu scriptures have elaborate instructions on not only what animals should be slaughtered but how they should be put to the gallows. The Old Testament God for example got miffed at the slightest human peccadillos and had to be pacified by `burnt offering’ of animals. The Book of Leviticus quotes him on how he wanted the fattest of heifers to pacify his quick temper.
He was also not far from asking for human sacrifice and Prophet Abraham almost knifed his only son Isaac on these `Godly’ instructions. Jesus Christ’s crucifixion is seen by many Christians as the ultimate human sacrifice for us `sinners’. (Its not a coincidence that Jesus was often referred to the `lamb’ in the New Testament).
As for Islam it has especially dedicated Eid-ul-Adha – as the `festival of sacrifice’ when thousands of goats, cows and sheep are slaughtered in a single day. This is again to commemorate Abraham’s willingness to sacrifice his only son to God. On Eid-ul-Adha , Abraham is venerated for not listening to Satan who tried to dissuade him with his `evil’ advise of sparing his son but going with the `divine’ voice that goaded him to kill him in ritual sacrifice.
But its perhaps in Hinduism where animal sacrifices form an integral part of worship to this day. No wonder then that animals are slaughtered within the temple complex itself. Kamakhya temple in Guwahati Assam is famous for such sacrifices where devotees bring small lambs to their slaughter on a daily basic. There are five temple priests at Kamakhya who do this job in a chillingly efficient way.
The poor lamp has no idea of its fate until it sees the severed heads and pools of blood. It makes one heart rending bleat as one priest holds it over the chopping block and the other brings down the hatchet. Within minutes the animal is skinned, debowled and cut into small chunks and handed over to the owner. The priests get to keep the heads for their effort.

Animal Sacrifice at Kamakhya Temple, Guwahati Assam, One priest drags the baby goat to the chopping block and the other waits with the hatchet. While the the man who brought the hapless animal to appease the Goddess looks on.
Those who cannot afford goats bring pigeons. But the richer and more `pious’ men bring buffaloes. Almost 3 to 4 buffaloes are sacrificed at Kamakhya every month and dozens of them are slaughtered during Durga Puja festivities.
Kamakya temple dedicated to Goddess Sati has been notorious for its sacrifices. It was not too far back in history when human sacrifices were rumored to take place here. Bimakali temple, in the picturesque town of Sarahan in Himachal Pradesh was another temple where human sacrifices took place right uptill the 18th century. The humans have now been replaced by goats and occasionally buffaloes.
But perhaps the goriest of all the animal sacrifices happen during the Gadhimai festival in Southern Nepal. It’s a month long festival which is held once in every five years. In 2009 more than 5,00,000 animals were slaughtered in the ritualistic bloodbath to please goddess Gadhimai.